tok pidgin idioms, jokes and funny phrases

hello
has anyone picked up any tok pidgin jokes or funny phrases?

thank you
penso

My students in Australia usually enjoy "tarake blong me hemi bugarap" - Solomon Islands Pijin, but I think also PNG.

Mixmaster blong jesus Christ gone bagarap - The helicopter is broken.... Ok... ok.... its a joke, not really true, but funny ;) I do smile when I see the signs in the bathorooms tho that say "yu mas wasim han bilong yu"